CRACK Shepard the Pimp

For #masseffectclub and #BiowareFanClub's joint contest: Crack Shepard!

I am so gutted that the female Shepard didn't get any female romance option (NO, Chambers do not count!) since well, Garrus, Thane or Will Smith - uh, I mean Jacob - isn't for me. I love Miranda and Tali. (Though I'm gunna romance Garrus next )

Yes, Liara is monogendered but she has a female voice, boobs, maternal instinct blah blah! I could almost hear her scream "SHEEEEPAAAAARD!" in there. I'm staying loyal to her and it better damn be worth it in ME3.

Didn't turn out way I wanted to but the contest is so close and I don't have much time so I just did it quickly. So here is my crack Shepard! Teresa is SUCH a pimp here!

PS3, 1 hour.

P.S. ~Legion1010 said that Miranda was going to be a bisexual but not anymore... if that's the case, then WHY OH WHY must you tease me Bioware? My heart weeps...